Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
3 2 1 whiskey
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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