Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
