Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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