try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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