You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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