I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I will be naked everywhere
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You can't just leave with hair like that
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
