My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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