I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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