I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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