I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
