his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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