Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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