Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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