Small penises have feelings too.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
