yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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