We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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