Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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