Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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