these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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