just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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