so that wasnt chicken after all
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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