Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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