didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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