Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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