Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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