Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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