respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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