He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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