the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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