He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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