"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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