You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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