Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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