i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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