It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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