If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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