The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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