Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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