ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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