...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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