I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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