Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.