Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
what is it with giant penises always finding me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.