Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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