check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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