Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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