Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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