have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This girl is more easily done than said...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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