I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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