I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
This toilet bowl is my home.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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