try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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