Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I am mentally ready for anal.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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