I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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