She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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