didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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