Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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